The Fiasco Times

Trump Sets Nation on Course for Flags-Only Fashion Statement Armed and Dangerously Educated: School District to Arm Kindergarteners with Crayons Unions, Lawmakers Vow to Save Jobs by Keeping Tracks Perilously Unchecked Trump's Generous Plan: Turning D.C. into Bail Bond Haven France Lobbies U.S. for Naptime Nap-Off Between Macron and Hamas Maryland Residents Await Tablecloth Elections Chicagoans Prepare for Glorious Overthrow of Tiny Pillow Fortress Trump's Prophecy - Ballot Box Naps Now Threaten Democracy Democrats' Stealthy March Towards Bipartisan Slumber Breaks IRS Regulations Trump's Plan for World-Wide Nap Foiled by East Asia's Snooze Button Social Security Slash Sparks Gold-Plated Slippers Frenzy Nationwide Financial Responsibility Gets Its Own Credit Score Americans Now Dream of Kardashian Wealth Levels Trump Promises Dream Job to Reluctant Fed Governor Global Post Offices Unite Against America's Never-Ending Snack Demands Silicon Valley's Snooze-Fest Funding Surges as Dreamland Ambitions Blossom Cracker Barrel Stock Plummets as Customers Wake Up to Logo Change Disaster Trump Unleashes 401(k) Crypto-Revolution Cracker Barrel's Board Member Snoozes Through DEI Revolution Trump Enlists Dream Home Renter to Revolutionize Government Website

Trump Eyes Slumber Party for Troubled Towns Armed Instructor Gives Lecture at 'Gun-Free' University Millions Demand Legality for Truck Driver's Nightly Commute Good Kids in Fine Tweed Perish During Rush Week Trump Vows to Wake America with Network Naptime Maron Finds Maher Desperately Funny, Struggling to Keep Laughing Sanders Dreams Big, Promises More Nap-tastic Plays Shilo Sanders on Verge of Nap with Bucs, Per Post-Pummeling Prophecy Sanders' Benching Leads to Game-Winning Rage Nap DiNucci Elevates Quarter-Beer League Status at Airport Bar Executioner" Seeks Millions in Bullet-Proof Vest Returns: Report Corgis Unite to Conquer Europe, One Nap at a Time Nuclear Power Plant Finally Gets Exciting Weekend Visitors Trump Administration Unites World in Epic Pajama Party Confusion Intergalactic Spacecraft Operator Swears It's Just a Tiny Cosmic Paperweight Google Aids Federal Agencies in Unprecedented Dream-Weaving Initiative Google Simplifies News by Making Us Choose Our Own Reality

Actor Jerry Adler, Known for 'Sopranos' and Broadway, Dies at 96 Netflix Monster Slayers Score First Dreamland Conquest Virginia Giuffre's Memoir Released Posthumously Cal Raleigh Transforms Baseball Diamonds into Moonscapes with 49 Homers Fleetwood's Miraculous Nap Earns Him Millions Caitlin Clark Achieves Groundbreaking Leap Back to Pajama Party at Fever